Bruizzers Chuck Club is the kind of place people warn you about right before asking if you’re going tonight.

Owned and operated by Ryan and Nicole, Bruizzers is a gloriously questionable neighborhood gentlemen’s club held together by neon lights, bad decisions, loyal employees, suspicious business practices, and the unwavering belief that this is all completely normal.

It isn’t.

Behind the stage, Bruizzers is home to a collection of employees, performers, regulars, freeloaders, basement dwellers, tiny men, oversized personalities, and people whose exact job descriptions have become increasingly difficult to explain. Every night brings a new crisis, scheme, argument, romantic disaster, workplace violation, or problem that absolutely could have been avoided if anyone here possessed basic adult judgment.

They do not.

But underneath the chaos, Bruizzers is a family. Not a healthy family. Not necessarily a legally defensible family. But a family nonetheless.

We don’t promise class.

We don’t promise professionalism.

We’re honestly hesitant to promise the building is up to code.

Welcome to Bruizzers Chuck Club.

No Class. All Ass.